Priceless Break Up Signs That Cruelly Ended Relationships

Here, we’ve found a series of instances where people tried to make their breakups as public, funny, or humiliating as possible. These people certainly went big with their clever signs, notes, billboards, and other clever methods of delivery. We hope you find these breakups amusing!

Surely Dave regretted choosing to cheat on his wife. Luckily, Nikki had the wherewithal to take action before he knew, she knew. That gave her all the time she needed to get her affairs in order and give him the swift boot.

Easy, Instagram. Just throw a hashtag on a before and after shot, then post. She follows you so she’ll see it. If you can avoid an argument and messy breakup, you should, right? A heads up wouldn’t have been the worst but, you know, college.

You drive past a sign with your name and a heart. Oh, my, is it happening? The next sign is asking for your hand in marriage! This is it! Until it’s not. Cruel prank or creative breakup solution? You decide.

If you break down the intent of the note, you will see that the author was walking away feeling gratitude for their time together. She clearly does not have ill will towards this person, she is just too young to be tied down to a boring relationship. No hard feelings.

There aren’t many things grosser than a public display of men bragging about a multitude of affairs. Keeping it classy, right? Well, Steph overheard this gag-worthy conversation and did what any irritated female would do, she captured it and outed them on the internet. Let’s hope it got back to someone who knew them.

Michael had no idea who he was in a relationship with. Never underestimate the detective work a person who is suspicious of you can do. With modern-day technology, there are no limits on how much someone can track you down.

Sounds like this girl caught her boyfriend in a cheating mess and took to the game without her ex to publicize their relationship status. Clever move.

Let’s hope Emily took more out of their account than what she used to pay for this sign. While it’s definitely going to get some reactions, it might not have been the wisest use of funds. It gets the message across, though. Could you imagine if he had no idea and was just casually driving by on his way to work? The shock. The confusion. The embarrassment. Well, he made his choice and so did she.

You weren’t good at remembering to close out your tabs, so let’s hope you have a better memory when it comes to your relationship. If you can’t recall these specific details, there will be some of your things safe at Kelsi’s house. That’s a positive. At least nothing is broken, right? Well, not yet anyway.

Surely, there’s no better distraction than a pizza. Often, people go to comfort foods like pizza anyway during a breakup. So, why not save them a step? Slide on out before the lid is opened to avoid having to talk about it. Leave them with their cheesy goodness of regret.

How do you break up with someone without letting them down too hard? Give them something positive to remember you by. So, it didn’t work out after a month but, hey, we made it a month! Congrats and goodbye, Krystal.

Who needs a dating app when you’ve got a whole window to share the news that you are looking? Also, it might be good for the ego to hear ongoing honks of support. Maybe it is just the extra pep in your step that you needed to help you move on. Let’s hope it worked!

Not only was he dumb enough to step out on his initial girlfriend, but he made sure to keep her a secret from his new girlfriend, too. Well, whoever it was that finally made the connection, kudos. Steve needs a time-out.

They aren’t as devastated as some might expect. Perhaps they hadn’t been together long enough to take their relationship super seriously and wanted to make fun of the drama of breaking up. Either way, it’s kind of amusing if you think about this awkward photoshoot in those terms.

It’s always best to start out a new relationship as an open book, especially if the last one ended in a less than pleasant way. This sign expresses the need for the next person coming along to be as upfront as possible as the driver announces they are looking for a serious replacement who will make in on the window. No more playing games.

It doesn’t seem like this breakup was mutual. However, when you’ve got to get around, you do what you can to keep moving forward. Not sure half a Beetle would be the best use of resources, but desperate times call for desperate measures. The fact that it still runs like this might be all the more reason to drive it anyway.

You don’t want to just leave it with text, though. A little drawing surely will take the heaviness off the message, right? Well, Valerie might not agree, but at least whoever wrote her the letter left no doubt how they were feeling about the relationship.

George was lazy and inconsiderate, not to mention a cheater. It’s hard to imagine being so stuck in a lie that you actually think denying knowledge of this little number is going to get you out of deep water. Either way, this relationship is where it deserves to be, in the trash.

Graham, you’re nothing more than a crumbled cracker. Perhaps you should make your New Year’s resolution be to stop breaking hearts and grow up. Linda has moved on and is doing what’s best for her.

How careless are you to not only be cheating on your spouse with multiple people, but you are also leaving the evidence all around. You’re either heartless or out of control. Either way, you need some alone time to sort through your mess.

Yes, you’re the topic of the BBQ. No, you can’t show your face around here any longer because everyone is about to know all the details. Avoiding eye contact might be the best way to exit in disgrace.

Not sure this is the most direct way of getting the news to someone, especially of such a serious nature, but it is an option. It’s also highly doubtful that they saw this in time to avoid calling, since the message might have taken some time to arrive.

Paul messed up, whatever it was he did. If he hadn’t been up to some shenanigans, it’s unlikely this divorce notice would be above a cafe for all to see. On a positive note, this is likely to bring new customers to the establishment. If only just to get the tea. Congratulations Paul, you played yourself.

Sadly, it happens every day in America. So, seeing a divorce attorney take advantage of it is not surprising. To be fair, divorce can be a nasty swamp to navigate alone, but we know the lawyers are just seeing dollar signs. At least the billboard is clever.

The sign does not help the cause. At first glance, you might read, “Cheating garage, all must go! Wife sale, like her!” Nevertheless, clearly, there was some strong evidence to cause such serious reactions. Now we’re wondering what type of items are up for auction at a cheating wife garage sale?

This Audi driver did something. What did they do? We are likely to never find out. However, there aren’t many things that could cause such a level of anger. Cheating is one, though. One thing is clear, the person who was wronged will never be wronged by the driver again.

The logic behind the assumption that there will be more than one divorce is kind of harsh. This card feels more like a backhanded compliment than genuine hope for the future. Perhaps this card was given by the spouse as they’re trying to say you were terrible to live with and surely history will repeat itself with someone new. Either way, good luck.

No woman is going to be lifting the seat. The man here knew that and took advantage after he found out, to his dismay, his hookup was already taken. Disappointed and probably annoyed, he left a note the only way he knew it would get seen. Someone surely got caught that evening.

After all, it’s easier to call in an order for a sign than it is to have to explain that your husband did a crappy thing. Whether it was her decision to move or not, it was for the best to get a fresh start. Perhaps in a new neighborhood that doesn’t know your dirt.

Erin sounds like a nice girl. She has a beautiful smile and sounds like a bubbly person to be around. For whatever reason, her partner was ready to go in a new direction and let her down using a relatively sweet poem. This is preferable in comparison to some of the other methods in this list.

Let’s give credit where credit is due. We love the signs color scheme, added flare on the sides, and just this guys overall happy expression!