Xavier, The World’s Favorite Internet Troll

Step into the whimsical world of ‘Xavier,’ the internet’s favorite individual! Whether it’s ‘Idealist Xavier’ or ‘Xavier Komedy,’ this character has enchanted fans worldwide. He boasts 3.5 million Facebook followers and 29k on Instagram and counting.

There are a few things that are as scary for a teenager as making a complete mess out of the house and having your parents find out.

Ah, the magic of puberty, this wonderful time that turns us from ugly ducklings into beautiful swans (with some awkwardness thrown in for good measure).

We all want to perform grand gestures in the name of love. Who hasn’t felt the need to serenade their loved ones, surprise them with a trip abroad, or arrange the perfect romantic picture?

In this day and age, many people wonder- where did the chivalry go?

Planning on posting something without doing a spell-check beforehand? Xavier cannot abide!

Who knew Xavier was so into biology? Our witty friend clearly isn’t satisfied with the partial information offered in this post, and he’s looking for the full and complete answer. Clearly, his curiosity knows no bounds.

Xavier is a master prankster, apparentely. Just look at how this mastermid made his gilrfried falle in love with him all over again without even noticining!

Xavier is not the type to shy away from a good joke it seems.This tired user posted a picture of themselves supposebly mid-nap. What they failed to realize was the fact that their hand’s shadow was clearly visible in the photo.

There are some objects that we’ll never know to the true purpose of, and very close to the top of this list would be the useless, miniature pockets sown into our jeans.

Xavier is here not only to entertain, but apparentely he’s also here to teach us some closly-guarded secrets. Who knew we had to keep tabs on how long our relationship trial period

It seems like whenever a complicated problem arises, Xavier will be right there to offer us the simplest, most obvious solution, making our lives so much easier in the process.

This is why punctuation matters people! Our Xavier seems to have gotten into an amusing miscommunication, and we’re here for it.

Sometimes you have to know when to pick your battle, and if this post- and Xavier- are to be believed, Anthony Mackie sure does know how to pick them.

Some people have been trying to convince us for yeats that it’s okay for men to cheat because, you know, boys will be boys.

Any singles in the audience? Looks like we got a hot bachelor on our hands!

Again we have Xavier noticing the truly important details in this so-called romantic picture. Because really, what does true love even mean if you can’t hone enough skill to help your loved one close their jacket!?

Some people don’t have any redeeming qualities in the eyes of the ones they’re trying to date, and it looks like Xavier is one of those people.

Even in the face of rejection, Xavier never loses his cool.

Why does the father is known as the head of the family? Well, if we ask Xavier the answer is pretty simple: it’s because he is the easiest to manipulate.

While this user was out there creating memes about what girls might be thinking of him, Xavier was at the same time sharpening his tongue.

Seems as though Xavier’s loneliness knows no bounds, and now, believe it or not, he’s also homeless!

Mark Zuckerberg might not be such an underdog, but when Xavier sees injustice he will always call it out.

Everyone is bound to be wrong at least once in their life right? Well, not if you ask Xavier! But to be fair, after releasing such a bold statement the only thing you can really do is hold your ground.

Some people just need to double-check the photos that they upload, and last the summon the wrath of Xavier. A rather amusing post about three suspicious-looking flies turned into a direct appointment to the nearest dermatologist’s office.

Another case of Xavier answering the REAL questions. While this user contemplated why the universe decreed that lawyers must always be hot, Xavier saw the educational opportunity and came in with the explanation she needed.

Finally, someone’s been doing their job right! It looks like this self-help book did exactly what it was supposed to do, and don’t think that Xavier doesn’t know when to share praise when one is deserving!

Meeting your partner’s parents is never easy, but texting them is a whole other level of weirdness.

This user probably wanted to complement his Nana’s cooking, or her nourishing love and affection.

Sometimes Xavier gives us the most wonderful conclusions, some things we might never have considered. This user, for example, wanted to amuse themselves with an image of what a protein-obsessed gym bro’s fridge might look like,

With all of Xavier’s complaints about single life, you’d think he would put some more effort into finding a partner, or at least hold a decent conversation with one! Alas, Xavier failed to make this girl feel as special as she is.

Whenever some uneducated goofball, who thinks they hold the solution to every problem under the sun, appears on the internet to ‘share their wisdom’ Xavier is never far behind.

Xavier is not one to give up easily, especially when it comes to his special someone. Even in the face of fierce competition, Xavier finds a way to make it all about him. We’ll let you decide whether that is a good thing or a bad thing.

Some believe that social media is the place where you can share every and all of the things happening in your life, good or bad. But not only does Xavier seem to disagree with this notion, but he also disagrees with what constitutes good news and bad news.

What makes a good comedian great? The dedication to the joke. And while we’ve already said that Xavier doesn’t give up easily, we failed to mention how far he’ll go for the perfect comeback.

Is it really a surprise that the undisputed king of the internet would have some impressive digital skills in his arsenal? Because if this post is to be believed, Xavier might be able to bend the

When Xavier wants something, he goes after it without hesitation and without playing games, just like we see in the post below. Do you have a romantic theory? Xavier will be right there to prove you right.

This user is definitely aiming high in his pursuit of happiness if this image is to be believed. But what about us common folks who can’t afford thousands of dollars worth of technology? Well, Xavier, of course, holds the answer to this question.

No one battles with Xavier and goes away unscathed! This lady thought she could challenge the internet’s sharpest tongue, and she had another thing coming for her.

Who said Xavier can’t be helpful? Well, no one, but we cannot ignore his brilliance here. The user thought they had only two options in life, and here come Xavier to save the day and

Xavier is not known for his gentlemanly behavior, but he is known for his detective instincts. Just look at how quickly he was able to draw this very confidential information out of the lady on the

Finally, it looks like Xavier found what he was searching for all this time. After what looked like endless rejections and romantic mishaps, the internet gave him a heart that couldn’t be broken.

There is no situation stickier than finding out your darling has another darling, maybe only having to face them, even digitally. Just the thought of it makes us cringe in our seats.

If you are looking for words to live by, you can always count on Xavier to provide them. With a phrase that sounds like it came out of a wise hermit’s mouth.

We aren’t sure if time has stopped or if we need to get our eyes checked but whatever Japan is doing we need to hop on their train, they are more efficient in a week than we could ever be. Although we are still a bit to rattled to get on their roads.

It looks like the thing Xavier hates most of all is other people’s ridiculous questions. No one has time for that. I guess the saying “there is no such thing as a stupid question” wasn’t the complete truth after all.

Is there anything sweeter than a boy who cherishes his mother? Even Xavier, the sharp-tongued master prankster understands that this bond is a special one. It looks like our beloved internet persona gave us a rare glimpse into his soft side.

Not one to be taken advantage of, witty Xavier shows us the best way to handle those who might want us just for our cash (whether or not we want to believe it).

We live in a society that expects certain manners, and by the looks of it, it looks like Xavier is having none of that. For Xavier, giving up a yummy treat to be nice to a friend just isn’t worth it.

We all want to be accepted and loved, especially be those we admire but be careful what you wish for you don’t want the wrong kind of attention. In this case we don’t think Xavier had the right idea.

Sometimes love doesn’t find a way, but looks like Xavier is willing to give it a map, a flashlight, and maybe even a ride as long as it finds its way to him.